BOOTY CALL

[Clang McFly]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

I was just being a smart-ass.

You didn't even find the farm animal comment mildly amusing?

All I could think about was the scene from 'Me, Myself & Irene' when Jim Carrey realizes he's being boinking himself in the ass with the giant rubber dildo.

Made me think of you.

Gross. Reminds me of the time I was dancing at a concert and was poked in the ass by something that I hope was an umbrella or broomstick. Don't who or what it was. Just know it freaked me the fuck out the rest of the night.