Greetings bitches!

[Donovan]

The fact you bought one of the new Blackberry phones is proof all Limeys are backwards. BlackBerry haven't been the hip phone for about seven years or so...that's like an entire century in smartphone years.

First Blackberry Smartphone introduced 2003
Seven years ago blackberry didn't exist you fucking retard the day I buy a “hip” phone over a functional one is the day regress to being a teenager bothered by trends as opposed to an adult bothered by perfirmance and value. Please enjoy your “hip” phone you fucking shallow retard.

New Blackbery OS doomed to fail

As I said. Backward fucking Limeys. Your new phone isn't even going to have apps made for its OS by most of the major players like Facebook and Twitter. It has to rely on "Almost as good as" knockoff apps that mimic or ghost the real apps, which is the smartphone equivalent of selling jugs of perfume out of the trunk of your car with names like "Shannell number 5" and "Obsessive" and "Christian Bior".

You picked a loser there dude. I feel your pain, I had a RIM phone back when they were useful. But when surfing the smartphone ocean, one must recognize which tech waves to catch so one doesn't ride the wrong one into the concrete pilings under the dock.