Greetings bitches!

[Donovan]

To ignore the basic fact that functionality is the key to a device's operation would be foolish. You may not respect social media but it is the state of the world at this time. Your assumptions about my life are cute but infantile. If I am the technogeek hoarding Facebook friends and counting my likes and follows, you are that idiot who bought Betamax, HDdvd, and a Motorola Pager and keep them all in your Yugo while you stubbornly wait for their true superiority to be discovered by the rest of the world. You probably typed your last response on a TRS-80 and printed it on dot-matrix before faxing it to all your real-life friends so they could see how clever you really were...