TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CELLPHONE

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I have the iPhone 4s too, Ramsey. And Siri is a moron.

Ask her if she will fuck you.

Ramsey, What makes you think he hasn't asked her already? It probably was his first question as soon as Siri connected with the nearest tower. I hear John Travolta wanted his iPhone 4s Language changed to ••English (United Kingdom) – male, before he asked it. After that he was heard screaming at the phone, saying it was being selfish, and it didn't even know what a casting couch or a massage table was or the location of the nearest one.