TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CELLPHONE

[Midwest Spy]

BTW, she said 'no' to the fucking question.

Just a flat no, no reason or explanation? I'm not familiar with Siri.

I said, 'Siri, quiero cogerte!'

She said, ' quisiera soltera, pero ahora mismo, no puedo.

So, you can see she let me down easy, which was nice of her.