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Happy Birthday to Me! Fuck you!
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This foxy mama had plans to fly from Arizona to California on her birthday.

Sadly, her birthday wish didn't take off. She's in jail in Arizona on 3 charges of aggravated assault on a police officer instead.

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Jill Pemberton

Here's the gist:

After telling Southwest employees to "fuck off," she told responding officers, "Fuck you, I'm going to my gate to fly to California," according to the documents.

At one point, she threatened to kill the officers, and made another, um, interesting threat to the cops.

"Your daughter is going to get fucked by my black boyfriend in her ass," Pemberton said, per court documents. "Your wife loves it."

About 90 minutes later, another officer showed up to transport Pemberton from the holding cell at the airport, and she spit on him, landing her loogie right below his eye, the documents state.


She also kicked officers.

Full story:
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyf...ops_th.php


Classy. Reminds me of a certain newbie. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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Messages In This Thread
Happy Birthday to Me! Fuck you! - by HairOfTheDog - 05-09-2013, 12:35 AM
RE: Happy Birthday to Me! Fuck you! - by Duchess - 05-09-2013, 11:40 AM
RE: Happy Birthday to Me! Fuck you! - by BlueTiki - 05-09-2013, 04:20 PM