BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF

[Duchess]

I don't like tornadoes, they frighten me much in the same way the thought of getting a fat ass frightens me. I don't want to grow a 'stache but I don't suppose it would be the end of the world. I don't like screaming, misbehaving children but I really can't stand undeserving people being blessed with them. I'm not crazy about meat but every now & then I get the urge for some. Stupid people should be spayed & neutered so they can't breed. Some days I have no oomph while other days I travel at the speed of sound throughout my day. Today I'm a little crabby & I can't decide if I'm spoiling for a fight or want to be left alone.