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@FU lol that reminded me of when I took my wife and young boy to Key West years ago. We were strolling around looking at all the hundreds of wild chickens everywhere and my boy was fascinated by them and wanted to name all of them etc. I said "you know, if I were homeless here I'd never starve" and when he and the wife figured out what I meant they both got pissed off and wouldn't talk to me the rest of the day. Screw animal rights and PETA: if I need a meal to keep me breathing, anything within reach and moving too slowly is gonna have a real bad day...I don't care if it has hooves, wings or a studded rhinestone collar.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 01:38 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by ramseycat - 05-10-2013, 01:43 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by username - 05-10-2013, 01:52 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by sally - 05-10-2013, 01:57 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Maggot - 05-10-2013, 02:26 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by sally - 05-10-2013, 03:33 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 03:38 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by sally - 05-10-2013, 03:43 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Carsman - 05-10-2013, 07:44 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by HairOfTheDog - 05-11-2013, 10:00 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Donovan - 05-11-2013, 10:05 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by HairOfTheDog - 05-11-2013, 10:28 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by SIXFOOTERsez - 05-10-2013, 04:20 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by F.U. - 05-10-2013, 05:28 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Jimbone - 05-10-2013, 04:23 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 04:29 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by HairOfTheDog - 05-10-2013, 04:30 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Maggot - 05-10-2013, 04:34 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 04:40 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by sally - 05-10-2013, 04:56 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 05:23 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 05:36 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by F.U. - 05-10-2013, 05:39 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 05:40 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 05:42 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by sally - 05-10-2013, 07:21 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Donovan - 05-10-2013, 05:42 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by F.U. - 05-10-2013, 05:45 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 05:49 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by ramseycat - 05-10-2013, 06:41 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by username - 05-10-2013, 07:28 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by F.U. - 05-11-2013, 09:48 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Donovan - 05-10-2013, 05:58 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-10-2013, 07:26 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by sally - 05-10-2013, 08:05 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Cynical Ninja - 05-10-2013, 08:12 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by username - 05-10-2013, 09:45 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Cynical Ninja - 05-11-2013, 07:31 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Donovan - 05-11-2013, 08:57 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-11-2013, 07:34 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Cynical Ninja - 05-11-2013, 09:31 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by F.U. - 05-11-2013, 09:41 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-11-2013, 09:46 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Cynical Ninja - 05-11-2013, 09:52 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Donovan - 05-11-2013, 09:55 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Donovan - 05-11-2013, 10:01 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Cynical Ninja - 05-11-2013, 10:23 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Jimbone - 05-11-2013, 11:35 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-11-2013, 11:38 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Donovan - 05-11-2013, 12:16 PM
RE: WHAT IF - - by BlueTiki - 05-12-2013, 12:15 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Duchess - 05-12-2013, 07:54 AM
RE: WHAT IF - - by Donovan - 05-12-2013, 09:09 AM