WHAT IF -

[Donovan]

As a family without electricity we would survive mother and father both know a word or two about survival in the wild.

Yeah. "Help me".

Oh please my father was in the paratroop regiment for 14 years and my mother is as tough as old boots. If everything did go pear shaped it is far more likely that they would be saving your white bread ass.

CN you're overseas yeah? Is there really much wilderness to speak of in the UK? We're kinda used to large swaths of more or less wild land still even with all we've done to murder the indigenous creatures and people. The place is still lousy with 'em. All I know about killing animals over there is that the King gets real pissed if you kill his deer and makes you live in the woods and be an outlaw and wear Kelly Green blouses and shit...