05-20-2013, 09:14 PM
(05-20-2013, 05:14 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: My wife keeps leaving the lawnmower in increasingly obvious areas when I come home I think she is trying to tell me something.
I just had Gerry the big fat guy with no teeth that lives up the road with his mother mow my lawn for 20.00 that would probably be like 100 pounds in British money. He is getting married in a few months so this will help him buy a ring. Its about 1 acre so it only took him 1.5 hrs. He did bitch about the bees near the propane tank and I told him that next time he should bring the CO2 fire extinguisher near the garage to freeze them "in flight" next time. He really outta wear a shirt though. Less skin to sting.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.