05-21-2013, 09:13 AM
Can't outrun a tornado with a zigzag. Yesterday was a mile wide. Best bet if stuck outside is to get flat and low like in a ditch. Tornados have a tendency to skip over holes etc but the real killer isn't the wind, it's all the shit flying around in the tornado. Taking a broken house piece to the head at 200 mph...not fun.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.