HOLIDAY WEEKEND

[Cynical Ninja]

So where was she on the Blackberry fiasco? Watching Downton Abbey? Dropped the fucking ball on that one, didn't she?

Here's how "equal partners" works: a fancy-pretty but useless item like a diamond ring= splurge. A tool to make your life infinitely easier=necessity. If she actually mows the lawn half the time, she gets a say. Otherwise tell her to shut the fuck up until it's time to buy pots and pans or a love seat or something. As long as the yard is your job it should be your call.

Unless testicles were one of those things she convinced you weren't necessary...

Are you still going on and on about my fucking cellphone dipshit? A cellphone is not a major purchase and never has been not to me anyway I change cellphones like i change socks.

Any major purchase is discussed practical or not neither of us goes out and splurges large amounts of cash without consulting the other.

My wife does the lions share of the gardening but I mow the lawn and maintain the fencing. When we discussed it I had to admit I just wanted a ride on mower because I am a lazy twat who wanted to ride around his garden like little lord fauntleroy! A ride on mower is not a necessity unless you have at least an acre of land otherwise you are just being a lazy twat.