Finding an adopted (older) sibling...

[Clang McFly]

I(and my brother) cook dinner for mom and dad every night, I assure you we eat more than beanie weenies. Like burgers, pork roasts, pork chops, spaghetti, salmon, cod, chicken breasts, sloppy joes, scrambled eggs, bacon, pancakes, sausages, etc.

I eat a well varied diet even though I am a porker on welfare.

Yet another button pushed.

Oh puhleez, like you don't like pushing everyone's buttons, HYPOCRITE. Ooh look at me I'm a Cynical Ninja, I think I'm cool and way better than everyone else. Oh noes, noone cares that I eat niblet corn and don't have time for corn on the cob, I better post it again.