MY BABY'S BIRTHDAY

[Cynical Ninja]

That's not really a lie, that's female neurosis. I never met a single woman who didn't think her ass was HUGE, even if she looked like a twelve year old boy. There's a reason they don't call it Manorexia, women invented that shit. No guy ever thinks he's more than ten situps away from being back in fighting shape.

I DO recall someone arguing her under the table about her alleged sexual and drinking exploits given that she married right outta high school...oh wait that was me, not you. She even gave me an honorary spot on her avatar for something like a year which is essentially Mock/Troll Nobel prize.

But since I had some free time between baseball innings I went and looked up some examples of Cynical Ninja's handiwork:

Wow.

Comparing me to the genius of Monty Python?

High praise indeed.

Many thanks.