Finding an adopted (older) sibling...

[Clang McFly]

I actually interviewed for a job at his McDonald's. His Nazi boss was worried about me not being able to take orders from my younger brother and nepotism despite my assurances to the contrary and the fact that they had a mother and daughter working together there.

I'm sure there are many other fast food joints in your local area that don't employ any of your relatives that you could have tried.

Yeah, I could've but after my disasterous 3 weeks at Dunkin'Donuts I decided that I don't think I'm cut out for the food service industry. And no I didn't eat all the donuts. Not after I found out they didn't make them fresh there and that alot of the donuts sat on the shelf for 24 hours or more and were stale.