MY BABY'S BIRTHDAY

[Clang McFly]

Clang, get a job. You're a lazy assed woe is me victim. Either become a priest or get a job. I refuse to believe that even Mcds won't hire you.

I wish becoming a priest was that simple. They say the discernment process takes about 1-2 years and then if I get accepted/approved into the program by the bishop I have to attend seminary for another 4-6 years where I can still opt out if I choose or take my vows and be ordained. Also, they waste no time getting you started as a priest. Next Saturday I'm attending an ordination and then 6 hours later I'm going to the newly ordained priest's first Mass.

I'm sure McD's would hire me, I'm just not comfortable/confident in my abilities to handle/make other people's food. Anyway fuck McD's. If on the slim chance I did get a fast food job I'd work for Taco Bell or Subway. FWIW, against my better judgement I am going to go for a job/interview with Friendly's this Tuesday.