Are you a good parent?

[aussiefriend]

Hey Aussie, I get up at 4:30 every day of the week

Well someone has to collect the garbage!

Any other mundane, everyday life situations you want to cry about?

Let me be very clear, I am not prepared to enter into further dialogue with you until your sewerage pipes have been given the all clear by a certified professional.

Are you kidding me? I get up at 5:30 everyday.

Oh shut it Ramsbrains. I don't bake cookies or cupcakes either. I bet you do. What shit are you on, you don't even have a job at the moment.

Aussiefriend, inspiring parents on internet forums to get up in the morning and to attend their children's school functions.

Slamdunk! love it.