MY BABY'S BIRTHDAY

[Clang McFly]

Well...yeah kind of...but also no, I do want a job so I can buy cool stuff like an Ipad. My brother was visiting today and he showed off his fancy new lightweight Ipad that makes my laptop look like a paperweight.

So you want a job just so you can afford to buy the latest gadgets? Not because you want to rediscover your pride and sense of self respect?

Correct. Even with a job I don't think I can recover my pride and self respect. They're too far gone. Lost to the mists of time forever.