Finding an adopted (older) sibling...

[Cynical Ninja]

You also have to put a quarter in the slot to get a shopping cart at Aldi's which I've never seen before. When you return the cart you get your quarter back. I couldn't figure out how to get my quarter out and I didn't want to stand there for too long looking like a tard so I just left it there.

All supermarkets in the UK require a pound coin in the slot of a supermarket trolley to unlock one, its supposed to encourage lazy asses not to leave their trollies in the car park after they've loaded their shopping.

But obviously they didn't account for brainiacs like Sal who couldn't figure out how to get their frigging coin back!

Jesus. I bet when you picked up a Rubiks cube for the first time you nearly had a fucking stroke!