Finding an adopted (older) sibling...

[Clang McFly]

All supermarkets in the UK require a pound coin in the slot of a supermarket trolley to unlock one, its supposed to encourage lazy asses not to leave their trollies in the car park after they've loaded their shopping.

But obviously they didn't account for brainiacs like Sal who couldn't figure out how to get their frigging coin back!

Jesus. I bet when you picked up a Rubiks cube for the first time you nearly had a fucking stroke!

Well at least it's a good thing for Clang that he wont have to collect shopping carts. His mother wont have to hear that they found his fat ass dead out in the parking lot from a heat stroke with a pocket full of melted Aldi's chocolate truffles and wearing a thong.

Fuck that I'm not collecting carts anymore. I applied to be a cashier royalty, not a cart peasant.