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[Cynical Ninja]

We signed up for WW2 on the Japanese front because we were attacked, and evidence since has pointed to the possibility we allowed the attack to happen so we'd have public support. We joined the German war because Hitler was smacking our bitch up. You.

Know what's the funniest part of this whole meltdown you're having? In two simultaneous threads I have you both virulently defending and viciously attacking American foreign policy and ideals. With just a few comments I basically have you fighting yourself. You're a troll's wet dream, limey. (If I was one that is lol) That's because, much like England to America: thou art truly my bitch.

America LET Pearl Harbour happen?! Yeah sure it did! “Planet conspiracy this is your captain speaking it is now time to put on your tinfoil hat and tune into channel X!”

Hitler was not smacking us up we smacked him up during the Battle of Britain forever ending any chance the krauts had of invading Great Britain. These are the facts comprehensive and undeniable regardless of how much you get your septic pantaloons in a twist over them.

Saying I am your bitch (I hate to break this to you but I'm straight) doesn't make it so. I have more than held my own in our little tete a tete and will continue to do so. I am in it for the long game I hope for your sake you are as well fucknut.