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[Cynical Ninja]

[quote='Cynical Ninja' pid='326598' dateline='1371670779']
As you keep pointing out "greatest" is a very subjective term and widely open to interpretation. If you're basing it on size you might have an argument. But length of rule? Lasting impact? Contributions to the world? There are a number of empires and dynasties with equal or greater claims.

And since you mentioned it, I am EXTREMELY well-versed in English History.

Something something celts and stackable giant rocks, something something druids, something something feudal system and a bunch of twats running around extorting each other as "knights", something something Shakespeare, something something Mel Gibson in a skirt and blue face whooping your ass, something something sheepfuckers and Doctor Who.


See? I'm a goddamn English expert.

Yes we certainly have a culture and history that dwarfs your own by quite a considerable margin and always will you jealous bitch.

We were fucking up the middle east and butchering ragheads nearly a millennia before you did you rank amateur johnny come latelys.

The British empire was the greatest empire of all time nothing subjective about it. You have been trying your best to imitate it recently with middling success but then you always fall way short of the example that is set by us and always will.