I SEE A TWAT

[Duchess]

I often wish I had a better opinion of people. I'd like to think most people were the cream of the crop but my reality is that I think most women are a twat. I use women as an example because I tend to pay more attention to them.

I've been going to the same architect's office for years, I bounce in there smiling & happy and those 2 bitches that guard his door are always moose faced. Someone suggested I bring them a treat so for the past year I bring a little something, you oughtta see those faces light up for a fuckin' pastry.

In conclusion...the average woman is a complete twat who needs to be stroked in some fashion, usually by being complimented, you're smart, you're beautiful, don't you look pretty, etc when really all they need is to have a goddamn donut stuffed into their pie hole and they are happy.

I enjoy the women of Mock and those in my circle of friends but other than that I have an exceedingly poor opinion of women in general. I think they are all ignorant cows.