Hope

[Annapurna]

The only sensations this one gets are the few primitive nervous tracks allowing ice cream identification for their fat ass, and blinking so their eyes don't dry out.

This one only blinks so he can get 0.05 of a second without looking at his post menopausal wife's unshaved legs.

I've learned, after three marriages, that women are too cumbersome to be dealt with.

I court, I fuck, I leave. By choice, I'm not with a woman long enough anymore for her leg hair to grow to such lengths.

But I digress. You're a child. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But don't worry. When you're old enough to understand the other sex, perhaps you'll get it. You'll come back here, as I'm sure a lonely individual such as yourself shall, 10, 20 years from now. You'll re-read all of this, and think, "that silly old fuck was right."

You wouldn't be the first I've enlightened.