Hope

[Annapurna]

[user=106]Annapurna[/user] wrote:

The only sensations this one gets are the few primitive nervous tracks allowing ice cream identification for their fat ass, and blinking so their eyes don't dry out.

This one only blinks so he can get 0.05 of a second without looking at his post menopausal wife's unshaved legs.

I've learned, after three marriages, that women are too cumbersome to be dealt with.

I court, I fuck, I leave. By choice, I'm not with a woman long enough anymore for her leg hair to grow to such lengths.

But I digress. You're a child. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But don't worry. When you're old enough to understand the other sex, perhaps you'll get it. You'll come back here, as I'm sure a lonely individual such as yourself shall, 10, 20 years from now. You'll re-read all of this, and think, "that silly old fuck was right."

You wouldn't be the first I've enlightened.

You've had three women dump your sorry ass?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhocking.

First one cheated, and I divorced the last two.

Good times.

But I digress. You're a child. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But don't worry. When you're old enough to understand the other sex, perhaps you'll get it. You'll come back here, as I'm sure a lonely individual such as yourself shall, 10, 20 years from now. You'll re-read all of this, and think, "that silly old fuck was right."

Fuck, this guy is an assclown. He revels in saying "are you 14" as if he created the statement. If someone googled that infantile response I am sure the return would be in the hundreds of millions. In fact, here it is - the result of mr. creative - 2 billion hits:

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,940,000,000 for are you 14. (0.11 seconds)

The quest for originality on the internet is more like a death march. I quit long ago. I say what comes to mind. You, kid, aren't worth me thinking up something special for you. I'll save that for whenever the big dick comes strolling on in here (which I imagine there is one; someone has to look after all you twits).