American idiot stuffs his face

[Maggot]

Not really. I considered throwing it all up when we got back to the hotel because I was sure it all went straight to my ass. I doubt that's a thought you ever have to deal with, Maggot. You can eat all you want and lay back peacefully in your recliner not giving a fuck about your butt.

I only eat one meal a day buttercupbutt usually breakfast and save up my calories for the days I'm sitting in King Arthurs court gnawing on the biggest turkey leg in the house. I lived off Pina Coladas for a week. And a few peanuts.