07-12-2013, 03:02 AM
(07-11-2013, 09:27 PM)sally Wrote: You can also try a Drano enema. Your parents are old hoarders so I'm sure there is an enema bag and a bottle of Drano somewhere around, look under the kitchen sink.
No Drano. Maybe I'll just OD on my mom's pain medication. She's got the good stuff: Oxycontin and Oxycodone. Nah, thats too predictable and boring. I think my neighbor has a woodchipper I can dive headfirst into. Seems pretty cool in the movies.