07-15-2013, 09:29 PM
You think the Methodists are bad, my grandpa converted from a Nazarene preacher to a Methodist one just so his bald ass could wear a toupee in peace.
Under the Nazarene rules even ordering a pizza or going to a movie theater is a sin because they associate it with drunk, promiscuous teenagers. I'm not one to think you can blame your life on anyone but yourself, but with parents like that I can see how they were a minor, contributing factor in my dad's fucked up life.
Under the Nazarene rules even ordering a pizza or going to a movie theater is a sin because they associate it with drunk, promiscuous teenagers. I'm not one to think you can blame your life on anyone but yourself, but with parents like that I can see how they were a minor, contributing factor in my dad's fucked up life.