RUSSELL'S PECKER

[ZEROSPHERES]

These two stunts alone made Him a regular at parties.

but you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

You get the door! Can't you see my hands are full.
With help like you I'll need a miracle to pull this party off.
God help me!!
And tell Peter to make sure he washes his hands.
Just one more flop and they'll crucify me.
I feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders.