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Kenneth Webster Enlow mug shot


The scene of the crime

A woman taking her 7-year-old daughter to the restroom at a Keystone Lake park saw a man looking up at her from inside a public toilet.

Deputy Brian Osman said in his arrest report that he saw Enlow standing in the septic tank.

"I saw that he was standing with his head and shoulders out of the hole and that he was covered in feces."

Enlow first told authorities his girlfriend "Angel" hit him in the head with a tire iron and dumped him in the toilet.

He claimed that he was unconscious from that injury and that's why he didn't call for help when the woman and her daughter entered the bathroom. Medical examination showed he had no injuries to support his story.

Enlow was taken to Tulsa County Jail where he was booked on a Peeping Tom complaint and on outstanding warrants from Okmulgee County.