WHERE'S MY BITCH?

[Maggot]

I find that if I have a customer that is not getting what they want fast enough or cheap enough and they come in yelling I just start circling my nipples and pinching them and they go away not knowing what the heck is going on.

I tried that strategy once and the whiny bastards kept coming back.

On the west coast thats the customary greeting though. Kinda like lei flowers on the island.