Donovan douchebag the dimeless

[Clang McFly]

Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard

Those would be called mosquitoes, you fucking idiot.

Go suck a tampon, you dirty whore.

That's disgusting, Clang. But since we're on the subject of tampons, have you ever tucked your dick back and stuck one up your butt? It might make you feel more like a woman, just a suggestion.

No, butt I did stick a maxi pad in my panties and jizz into it.

And fyi tampon sucking is way less disgusting than picturing you on the crapper scarfing down a crate of crab rangoons.