AND THE WINNER IS...

[Midwest Spy]

...would you hold his small penis against him?

I doubt there's enough there and how would you get a grip on it?

I almost feel like we should pitch in as a group and get him this:

http://compare.ebay.com/like/29092612264...s&var=sbar

Or, you could just donate yours and save us all a little cash.

Nah, you're right, not the right type of product for second hand gifting.

THERE'S your snarky side!

About time!