WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?

[Midwest Spy]

"I do it on purpose."

You won the "least sexually desirable" award.

And, you're a nice looking man with a decent attitude, so that's not it either.

I could tell you why you're on the bottom of the chain, from my perspective.

It's that old IBS rearing its ugly head again, right?

Lack of romanticism?

A story from 25 years ago when I was completely naive and didn't realize I should've offered the girl some cash after we were done?

Halitosis?

What???