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I feel like I'm having to take my clothes off
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(08-05-2013, 09:32 PM)trujac Wrote: Hope I'm in the right classroom for the intros. Why am I here? Because you all are my kin folk theoretically.

You're in the right place, trujac.

The intro thread is a sort of orientation to Mock and its members.

Orientation Tip 1: You might consider bringing @username a nice juicy apple (or a bottle of $6 wine) next time. She can be a bit bitchy, but can be bought.

(08-05-2013, 09:32 PM)trujac Wrote: I have enjoyed reading almost everyone's take on the Jody Arias case. Didn't agree with some of the opinions.

It was The Kid and Jimbone's opinions that Arias has a ghastly gaping asshole that rubbed you the wrong way, right? They're judgmental like that.

Orientation Tip 2: When selecting which obligatory nude pic to post, the full frontal selfie is typically the most effective in winning friends and influencing people here.

(08-05-2013, 09:32 PM)trujac Wrote: But hey, the level of intelligent discourse makes all the difference--I respect people who think for themselves.

Yeah, you say that now.

Wait til you get a load of aussiefriend's original thoughts and opinions.

Orientation Tip 3: the eyeroll emoticon is in the middle left of the smilie menu.

(08-05-2013, 09:32 PM)trujac Wrote: The colorful, insightful, and sometimes cynical comments here is what motivates me to be part of this wretched website, lol.

Well then, dive right in. Let it all hang out and show us what you've got.

Orientation Tip 4: Beware - Midwest Spy will attempt to grope it, whatever "it" is.


Good luck, trujac.

If you graduate from this thread without crying too hard, see you in the halls of Mock.
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I feel like I'm having to take my clothes off - by trujac - 08-05-2013, 09:32 PM
RE: I feel like I'm having to take my clothes off - by HairOfTheDog - 08-05-2013, 11:02 PM