MOCKing stores

[Sinister]

I've went to

I've went to????? How 'bout I went to or I have gone to, you grammar-murdering prick?

Champp's. Not a store, but a restaurant. My Mom and some of her friends went to a Champp's around here and were the first ones in the door, no one besides staff was in the fucking place. They were seated at a table right next to the kitchen. That was bad enough but it gets worse.

Everyone ordered coffee and the bitch waitress came with coffee for everyone except my Mom. Mom kinda raised her hand and said "I asked for coffee, too." To which this cunt waitress replied, "No you didn't". Mistake number one and I would have gone OFF THE AIR right then and there. So Mom says, sarcastically, "then I'm ordering coffee now." The bitch brings the coffee and it is cold. A couple people in the group comment that it's cold and the waitress says, "Why don't I just go get all the pots and you can choose which one you like?" Had I been there, I would have bitch-slapped her.

When the group was ready to order, one of the people asked about the Mexican omelet; what was in it. Bitch says, "uhh, Mexican spices and what-not". The customer asked for more specific detail, is there onion, chorizo, mushrooms, what is IN it? The waitress looks thoughtful, taps her chin in wondering and says, "I'm gonna go with Mexican spices".

Needless to say, I will never go to that Champp's ever again. They have great food, but I won't set foot in that fucking place ever again.

I am a brutal customer in restaurants. I have specific things I watch and listen for and if the server doesn't meet my standards for certain things, it decreases their tip. The worst one is, once there is money on the bill, the server asks if I need change. Don't EVER ask me if I need change, just bring the fucking money back. If they had been a perfect server up till that point, their tip is decreased by half, with an explanation why it is so small. When I get great service I tip outrageously.