Come at me bro

[HairOfTheDog]

Where's my sammich and wine coolers... or even a Zima?

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Do they even make Zima anymore? I'm more of an IPA man. But I did experiment with wine coolers in college.

The Zima's still around; it's making a come back with some innovative marketing strategies designed to attract more male consumers.

-The delicious nectar is now packaged in a container shaped like a Kel-Tec PF-9.

-The first million purchasers get a free pack of Skittles.

-And, the name variation and new slogan are expected to result in killer sales.
Zimaman...chase it down and look good doing it...by george, the neighborhood's a watchin'.

If they wanna stay in the game, Frank and Ed better get on up off the porch and make a run for it...