Come at me bro

[HairOfTheDog]

I didn't offer naked pics via PM. I can't upload photos from this comp and I don't actually have naked pics of myself. I'm an asshole, not a narcissistic prick.

I'll be more specific, asshole.

Asking me for a boob pic, via PM or email, will only be met with an eyeroll.

Offering to send me a pic, via PM or email, of your dong or yourself (either clothed or unclothed), will only be met with an eyeroll.

I suspect that you're only kidding, but that tired tune has been playing on the turn table over and over for internet ages.

It's a request, not a demand, that we avoid that same old song...unless you just wanna make me dizzy.

Post a SFW pic in the "Members Photo Chat" thread in Members Only, though, if you're so inclined. It's kinda cool putting a face to a personality for those who care to share.