Knitting group told to “get knotted”

[NightOwl]

A knitting group said it was no longer allowed to meet at a local library because its knitting needles are “too dangerous” and its members are “too noisy”.

The Knit and Natter group met at the library in Cramlington, Northumberland once a week to knit replica anatomical parts for training NHS midwives. (Woolen pussies!? A woolen cervix?!).

But now the library has moved and the knitters said Northumberland County Council had barred them for safety reasons.

The council said there was no longer enough room for the large group.

Aww no woolen penis