rodeo clowns.

[Cynical Ninja]

Handn't been for that clown I would have been stomped and gored

And rightfully so, asshole. Too bad the clown was there.

Yeah exactly, what the fuck do you expect when you sit on the back of a bull in full psycho mode?

Flaring nostrils, scraping hooves and frothing at the mouth is a bulls way of trying to tell you “get on my back and I will put you in hospital”.

Whenever I see rodeo riders or clowns being kicked by horses or gored by bulls I'm like “yeah! Mother nature 1, mankind 0!”