Todays morning idiot thread

[Carsman]

I had some customer call me thinking I was another supply house, called me by the other guys name asking for pricing on some stuff. I gave him a very high price and when he balked I told him to call the other assholes (me) if they wanted better pricing because they (me) was always lower.
He called us and I had someone else answer, he gave the guy a 65% markup from cost and the idiot was thrilled.

Damn it I made a mistake, cancel my order!