The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[HairOfTheDog]

Nah. I don't think you can compare breasts to a clitoris. I've never had to apply udder balm to my clit.

I wouldn't compare them either, but I would argue that breasts sometimes exist purely for sexual pleasure too.

For women who choose not to bear children, the only function of swelled breasts is sexual pleasure.

For women who do choose to bear children, they function as food producers during lactation, and nothing more than pleasure swells otherwise.

However, other female species only swell when they're lactating. Those bitches are so much less sexy than we humans!