09-12-2013, 01:33 PM
Lol reminds me of one day shortly after I moved in with my girlfriend and I dropped a little jelly on the floor so without even thinking I grabbed a handy sponge and wiped it up. You'd have thought I stomped the Pope's favorite kitten with the reaction I got for using a dish sponge on the floor. These are the reasons for murder....put the goddamn cap back on the toothpaste and stop leaving the seat up!
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.