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[Midwest Spy]

Thanks, crash, but I'm avoiding the debil!

Finally lost the 5 extra pounds and plan on keeping it off til the holidays.

(But, definitely hand carry some over when you're in Nor Cal next year, if you can. )

You didn't lose anything off the top I hope??

Nope, still haven't gotten a hair cut.

Wait...you probably meant the chest area.

I always lose some there; that was in the first five pounds though, not the last five.

That is really good to hear.

I was about to go into a state of panic fearing the worst, that, gasp.... You had become a C-cup.

Speaking of boobs, it's like there's some invisible force around that loves to torment me with huge hooters.

I was just at the bank and two consecutive women walk in with enormous breasts practically bursting through their tops.

I'm trying not to let my eyes linger, but it's tough. I felt like everyone in the bank knew I was staring.

I guess I just have to start wearing horse-blinders.