What's in your fridge?

[Maggot]

I like a barefoot woman doing dishes with only a t-shirt on. I've tried it without results though. just a slap.

I do 'em barefoot all the time but I've usually got a little more than a t-shirt on.

All dishwashers have a wiggle when they waddle the sponge. Its irresistible and dangerous. Especially within reach of a kitchen table.