09-18-2013, 04:06 PM
Bet that dog was bragging to all his friends and that's how they got busted.
True story: when I was a teenager I had an opportunity to pick up a vintage vehicle for nothing but some repair costs. However the owner of the vehicle, an acquaintance of an acquaintance , had trouble locating the title so he had me wait in his living room while he looked. While I sat there left to myself I noticed a photo album laying out that said "faces of Mary" his wife (not her real name). So being noted I open it up. First couple pages were boring picnic and standard shots of her. Then I flipped a page and saw ever more graphic sex shots of her with guys, girls, toys, and two great Danes...one of whom was in the room right at my feet. I put the book down and left shortly after but some shit you can't under. Pretty much wrecked any friendship we had going because I couldn't look her in the eye after that...
True story: when I was a teenager I had an opportunity to pick up a vintage vehicle for nothing but some repair costs. However the owner of the vehicle, an acquaintance of an acquaintance , had trouble locating the title so he had me wait in his living room while he looked. While I sat there left to myself I noticed a photo album laying out that said "faces of Mary" his wife (not her real name). So being noted I open it up. First couple pages were boring picnic and standard shots of her. Then I flipped a page and saw ever more graphic sex shots of her with guys, girls, toys, and two great Danes...one of whom was in the room right at my feet. I put the book down and left shortly after but some shit you can't under. Pretty much wrecked any friendship we had going because I couldn't look her in the eye after that...
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.