WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH

[Midwest Spy]

I remember being in Norway eons ago, and I was interested in this pretty redhead. She was not interested in me (maybe because I was banging one of her friends) and pretty much let me know that.

I was trying to put the moves on her one night (her friend had left for the States interestingly enough) and I noticed all her armpit hair.

Gotta say I was not into that at all.

P.S. No happy ending to this story (for me at least). She never let me near her.