09-26-2013, 04:43 AM
(09-25-2013, 04:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It's funny reading about old, fat people working out.
You think THAT'S funny...
I know this middle-aged married dude with a couple of really cute kids; I'm begrudgingly kinda fond of the fool.
Anyway, this breast-obsessed fool imagines young nubile exchange students and hard-bodied gym babes (specifically the brown-eyed ones) devouring his irresistible white-bread self with their eyes, at all turns.
It's his hypnotic blue eyes that reels 'em in and melts the chicks in their tracks; that's what he says.