The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Midwest Spy]

^^ Is there enough material there to start a mini-series? Kinda like The Thorn Birds, but with a much less-interesting twist?

Maybe you could churn out a script for a pilot and we'll go from there?

Probably not enough material for a mini-series, but maybe a character on Three's Company - The Next Generation.

You can play the younger cousin of Larry the playboy.




Or, Mr. Furley's equally studly son.




No need for a script; you can improv either quite naturally, I'm sure.

I gots skillz in front of the camera, no doubt.

Did I tell you when I was in the service, I was a television anchor/radio personality?

Hate to say it, but that 'being famous' quality, added to my smoldering all-American good looks, had the women lining up.

The piercing blue eyes really come through the TV screen.

I can't just keep making this shit up, can I?