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florida is full of them
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#74
10-04-2013, 07:36 PM
WTF is it with SNAKES (I HATE SNAKES) wanting to get (got) into my villa, like one that did in SNAKEland a couple of years ago. (I HATE SNAKES)

Anyway, this morning I pushed the button to open my garage door. And and even though I'm in NE now, as a habit just as in SNAKEland, (I HATE SNAKES) I quickly peruse the bottom of the door way to make sure nothing rushes in.

Well to my surprise, there was a SNAKE (I HATES SNAKES) butted against right where the door lifted off the ground. Luckily the door had a secure rubber bumper floor seal that sealed it to the floor. (I HATE SNAKES) Otherwise that sucker would have slithered into my garage and eventually villa.

So I grabbed a towel, grabbed the SNAKE ( I HATE SNAKES) and walked across the road, and threw it onto an open lot)

The last Time I saw a SNAKE (I HATE SNAKES) in NE was 20 or so years ago. I had a bag of Peat Moss stored out in my back yard. When I lifted it up I found 40 to 50 baby SNAKES (I HATE SNAKES) slithering in all directions. I know they are here, but not seeing them in 20 years helps.

(Oh Yeah, did I mention I HATE SNAKES! hah)
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[No subject] - by Lady Cop - 07-01-2009, 03:35 PM
RE: florida is full of them - by Carsman - 10-04-2013, 07:36 PM
RE: florida is full of them - by Maggot - 10-04-2013, 08:55 PM
RE: florida is full of them - by Duchess - 10-05-2013, 07:13 AM
RE: florida is full of them - by username - 10-05-2013, 04:50 PM
RE: florida is full of them - by SIXFOOTERsez - 10-05-2013, 06:53 PM
RE: florida is full of them - by SIXFOOTERsez - 10-05-2013, 06:57 PM
RE: florida is full of them - by sally - 10-05-2013, 09:06 PM
RE: florida is full of them - by Maggot - 10-05-2013, 10:14 PM
[No subject] - by The Antagonist - 07-01-2009, 03:48 PM
[No subject] - by Lady Cop - 07-01-2009, 03:56 PM
[No subject] - by The Antagonist - 07-01-2009, 04:16 PM
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[No subject] - by OnBendedKnee - 07-01-2009, 04:51 PM
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[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 07-01-2009, 05:14 PM
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[No subject] - by Cynical Ninja - 07-02-2009, 06:41 AM
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[No subject] - by Lady Cop - 07-17-2009, 08:58 AM
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[No subject] - by The Antagonist - 07-21-2009, 08:50 AM
[No subject] - by Cynical Ninja - 07-21-2009, 11:51 AM
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[No subject] - by Lady Cop - 07-21-2009, 05:36 PM
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[No subject] - by Lady Cop - 08-09-2009, 07:41 PM
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